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as a member of the merlin fandom i’ve found that the best way to deal with the idea that merlin has to wonder the world waiting for arthur to return is to just imagine how merlin reacted when he saw monty python and the holy grail for the first time cuz i just

*going to see Star Trek with the brother. Cue an elderly couple entering*
Me: aw we thought we were going to get the whole cinema
Old guy: we'll go in the back row, don't worry. We might do a bit of snogging, just don't turn around.
Me: .....
Brother: ....
Old lady: We forgot to get jaffas!

looks like we’re again at my favourite part of the evening when i talk myself to sleep by pretending i’m on the graham norton show 

got my first angry review on The Guilty Ones today

but i figure

one bad review out of 1290 great reviews isn’t bad

so ‘WTF-Really’ you can fuck right off

BITCHES BE JEALOUS I’M 2000 WORDS INTO MY RESEARCH REPORT. 

1000 TO GO LADIES/GENTS

now i just have to remember to bullshit the peer reviewed article referecnes i’lll be finnne

okAY YOU KNOW WHAT I am fucking useless at video games sure but if one more guy laughs and then tells me to make a sandwhich just to get some laughs i am gOING TO KICK THEM IN THEIR SMUG ASSHOLEFACIAL EXPRESSION 

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Hi Amm where can I watch the new Borgias episode? Please? (:

Hey :) eztv.it is the best bet for torrent downloads otherwise the links are usually posted on the borgias tag :) for streaming links you could always look at projectfreetv or watchseries.eu :) Good luck!! 

you can’t feel bad for Joseph Morgan because of this plot line and send Phoebe death threats. She is an actor and she is doing her job. 

So back off, and leave her alone. 

i think from now on the only way that they can redeem Klaus’ character in this show - to keep him consistent with a vampire who has lived one thousand years and fucked shit up - is to kill Hayley and the baby. It’d be fucked up and sad (no matter how much i hate the baby character) but it would be fucking consistent

Klaus isn’t made to be a father. He does not have it in him. 

so i was just buying cheese at the supermarket

and i heard this girl and her mum having an argument about homosexuality

and the mum was like: i don’t really mind but there’s just no biological reason for it to happen. it doesn’t make sense

and this girl who was like eleven no joke said ‘yeah but there’s no biological reason for laughing and everyone in the world does that’ 

and i just