May 2013
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i never thought i would find friends able to put up with me at all times but after going with me to see star trek, watching as every single part of me shattered into tiny pieces from the sheer overwhelming love of spock and kirk in any forum and then allowing me to blubber nonsensically about it for two weeksi know what true friends will do for me and i have faith in them
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GOT MY RESEARCH REPORT BACK AND GOT A DISTINCTION.
SO
FUCKING
HAPPPY
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as a member of the merlin fandom i’ve found that the best way to deal with the idea that merlin has to wonder the world waiting for arthur to return is to just imagine how merlin reacted when he saw monty python and the holy grail for the first time cuz i just
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*going to see Star Trek with the brother. Cue an elderly couple entering*
Me: aw we thought we were going to get the whole cinema
Old guy: we'll go in the back row, don't worry. We might do a bit of snogging, just don't turn around.
Me: .....
Brother: ....
Old lady: We forgot to get jaffas!
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looks like we’re again at my favourite part of the evening when i talk myself to sleep by pretending i’m on the graham norton show
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So this kid lost his blazer at my brother’s school and asked the head of senior school to forward his lost email to the whole school
the
whole
school
omfg
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got my first angry review on The Guilty Ones today
but i figure
one bad review out of 1290 great reviews isn’t bad
so ‘WTF-Really’ you can fuck right off
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DONE WITH CULTURAL RESEARCH OHTHANKJESUS THAT CLASS IS IN MY PAST
UGH
I HAVE NO WORDS
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BITCHES BE JEALOUS I’M 2000 WORDS INTO MY RESEARCH REPORT.
1000 TO GO LADIES/GENTS
now i just have to remember to bullshit the peer reviewed article referecnes i’lll be finnne
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okAY YOU KNOW WHAT I am fucking useless at video games sure but if one more guy laughs and then tells me to make a sandwhich just to get some laughs i am gOING TO KICK THEM IN THEIR SMUG ASSHOLEFACIAL EXPRESSION
April 2013
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CRISIS EVERYONE. LOOKS LIKE IT'S COMPULSARY SCARF...
ps. how long to mammoth size ones take to disappear?
Anonymous asked: Hi Amm where can I watch the new Borgias episode? Please? (:
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PS. Lay the fuck off Phoebe Tonkin she is flawless...
you can’t feel bad for Joseph Morgan because of this plot line and send Phoebe death threats. She is an actor and she is doing her job.
So back off, and leave her alone.
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i think from now on the only way that they can redeem Klaus’ character in this show - to keep him consistent with a vampire who has lived one thousand years and fucked shit up - is to kill Hayley and the baby. It’d be fucked up and sad (no matter how much i hate the baby character) but it would be fucking consistent.
Klaus isn’t made to be a father. He does not have it in him.
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Armie Hammer is in The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp
I repeat
Armie Hammeris in The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp
Winklevii whatchu doin?
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so i was just buying cheese at the supermarket
and i heard this girl and her mum having an argument about homosexuality
and the mum was like: i don’t really mind but there’s just no biological reason for it to happen. it doesn’t make sense
and this girl who was like eleven no joke said ‘yeah but there’s no biological reason for laughing and everyone in the world...
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PSA: I have created a new 'Borgia's' themed blog...
So anyone interested in a shitload of Borgiacest feelings in the wake of THE BEST EPISODE EVER, follow me HERE (bigbootyborgias.tumblr)
I always always follow back
and am also desperate
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all my friends are at pizza night at my friend’s place because thats what tuesdays are for and they’re socialising and talking about tv shows and being friendly
and i’m watching the Lion King with a two year old
again
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careful-sweetheart:
raelovesfinn:
OMG THO
The Borgias
BUT THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER
I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE
HOW CAN THEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY
IS THAT NORMAL?
I MEAN REALLY THEY WERE FLIRTING
ahahahaahhaah
^ That’s me when I first started the show
i feel this so hard
vevovevo:
if i was a kardashian i wouldnt have to deal with this
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Rodrigo: hahaha son i can always tell when you've gotten laid tell me who was she
Cesare: I mean oh look here's Lucrezia how nice yep a good hair day for both of us okay bye
Rodrigo: weird but hahaha daughter i can always tell when you've gotten laid i guess the virgin lasted more than twenty seconds blushing bride
Lucrezia: yep sure gotta go talk to cesare about my hair okay bye
Rodrigo: Always good to know that your kids are having sex with people
King Ferdinand: Alfonso tells me the marriage wasn't consummated
Rodrigo: wat
Rodrigo: wait
Rodrigo:
screencap recap "siblings" episode 3x03
lagerrtha:
Read More
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in borgiacest we don’t say ‘i love you’ we say ‘I will cut out his heart with a dinner knife sis will you marry me you will be my husband’ which roughly translates to ‘don’t care if we’re related it’s on like donkey kong get nekkid’ and that’s beautiful i think
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getonmyfork:
i’ll have all of you know i lost 3 followers
I GOT EIGHT FOLLOWERS AS A RESULT OF MY BORGIACEST I THINK THERE IS NOW A CLEAR PLAN FOR YOU TO FOLLOW
whymakswhy:
Eleanor’s tumblr got hijacked I’m laughing so hard
Anonymous asked: Is there any chance of you continuing end of courtesy? I loved Guilty Ones and just recently stumbled upon your other fics.
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Anonymous asked: borgiacest smut please (:
The Borgias 3x03
putschki1969:
THANK YOU!!!!
no problem! Hope it works :D
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Three new followers in the wake of Borgiacestgate...
WELCOME :D
update: four now what is hAPPENING?
update TWO: FIVE WHAT WHAT???
update three: seven now, what the fuck is going on? ARE YOU PEOPLE PRANKING ME?
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changed my avatar to lucrezia and cesare from 3x03
credit to lucreziaborgias follow her she’s flawless
The Borgias 3x03
putschki1969:
Waaaaah!!!!! Where’s everyone getting their version of 3x03!!!! I NEED to watch it!!! Like RIGHT NOW!!! Please help me out with a torrent link!!! PRETTY please!!!!
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8393087 there you go sweetling :) thats the one i downloaded
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but srsly
francois
fucking
arnaud
the things i would do to you sir
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“OKAY SO THERE WAS ANGST FOR THE FIRST HALF OF THE EPISODE. LUCREZIAS MARRIAGE....”
– me explaining The Borgias Ep. 3 to a friend.
accurate, right? 